Lost booze and mad, hairless Americans

Did my weekly food shop last night (yes, my life is non stop fun!). Sabby is happy to meander along looking for something new to try. I prefer to just barrel through and grab what I need and get the fuck out of there, and God help any old granny too slow to get out of the way.

Did see something very distressing last night though. The guy in front of me piled huge amounts of booze on the conveyor belt. Loads of cans and bottles. As the belt jerked forward some of thebottles tipped over and a bottle of vodka went smashing onto the floor. What a waste. I did offer to help get it off the floor with a straw, but my offer was sadly declined.

Britney Spears, eh? What a nutter!! Okay, I'm not the world's biggest follower of celebrities, especially the C-list and below that mad old Britney is sinking into. But I do like the weirder stories. The media is probably going way overboard in portraying her as a mental, and shaving her head isn't actually a sign of insanity, but she's been in and out of rehab three times this week! And the photos of her attacking a photographers car aren't helping.

I'd never shave my head myself as I'm worried I'd end up looking like Alexei Sayle, though I do think a very short style could work for me. At the moment though I prefer having it at the longer length I've worn it for the last few years. I'll never have it as long as when I was a kid. I almost never let it be cut and then I'd whine and grizzle when Mum was trying to get the knots out!

Hibernating

Okay, not exactly posting on a regular basis, but getting there. I've had a very stiff neck the last few days. Dunno why, but it wasn't the reason I wasn't posting. Seems to be easing now though.

So I've not been up to much lately. Talked to Andy on the phone a few times and we'll probably get together at some point. Don't think I'll be doing another threeway though. It was fun, but the potential hassle is way too much. Apart from that I'm not doing too much except waiting for Spring. I've had enough of the cold and wet, thank you!

While I've been tucked up in the warm I've been watching this total hysteria over Britney Spears shaving her head. Most of the press seems convinced its a sign she's gone totally stark-staring, barking mad. Now I wouldn't say she doesn't have problems, but it does seem more an act of rebellion than madness to me. Hope so, anyway. Never liked any of her caterwauling, but everyone deserves a decent life.

Three is the magic number

Okay, you can spank me. (see a few posts back)

To be honest, up until this weekend I had nothing of interest to report. So what happened this weekend?

Well, I've known Andy for years and while we enjoyed a few fun fumbles back in our teens I had lost track of him when he moved north some years back. Anyway, one evening when I had nothing to do I managed to track him down on the net and one thing led to another and he invited me up to his place.

Of course, we hit the pubs and clubs and we bump into a friend of his there who I'll call Neil. Funny guy and not bad to look at either. Anyway, to cut a long story short I ended up in bed with Neil... and Andy. Neither of them are in to men in the least, but this isn't the first time they've teamed up with one girl. First time for me though. I wouldn't say that having twice the number of men equals twice the pleasure, but it was good fun in a drunken way. It was a little awkward at first the way it is a lot when you sleep with someone for the first time, but a good time was had by all!

Will I do it again given the chance? Dunno to be honest, but I don't regret trying it. Neil wants another run and wants a bit of anal fun while Andy is round the front at the same time, as it were. I'm not the world's biggest fan of anal sex, but...

An early night

I'm not normally in at this time on a Saturday night, but since I've been out all day I can be excused. Met a friend and went shopping and then on to see The Last King of Scotland. It stars Forrest Whitaker as mad Ugandan dictator Idi Amin and he's very good in the role. A little more Oscar worthy than the usual stuff I watch, but I'd really recommend it.

Not much else to report except that I've been introduced to a friend of a friend and he seems very nice. It seems my girlfriends are so despairing of my love life they're trying to hook me up. From what I can tell so far they have very good taste! Probably meet up again some time this week and then we'll see.

Sabby's got Soapstar Superstar on and I'm getting too distracted by it. So I think I'll cut this entry short for now and go watch it.

Urgh!

Very short post this. Just to let you know that I wasn't blown away and/or drowned today.

Good God, what shitty weather! It wasn't even worth going to work as no one else was insane enough to go book shopping in that.

At least the shop was warm even if the windows do rattle.

Enough. Go bed now.

Not Quite a Year

Okay, I'm officially ubercrap at blog posting. Still at least I haven't been AWOL a whole year.

So what's been happening? Not a hell of a lot to be honest. Well, okay me and Colin are no more. Shame, but it was a fairly amicable and mutual decision to break up. Still sharing a flat with Sabby, though it's not the same one as back when I was last posting and I'm still working in the bookshop!

That surprises me just as much as it does you (if I had any readers, which at the moment I don't coz I haven't posted for forty-five weeks). Thought I'd only do it for a few months, but it is fairly cosy. Perhaps too cosy. I should start looking again especially while I don't have to get a new job and can pick and choose.

I do have a New Years resolution this year - to exercise more. Even the idea of jogging bores me senseless, so I might try swimming on a regular basis.

Anyway, I'm back and I'm staying this time. So if I go AWOL again, you're officially allowed to spank me.

Now there's a promise! LOL!

Hot porn action

So it's a slow friday. Got the day off as I'm working tomorrow instead. Still cold out, but it's nice and sunny. Not long till Spring!

So I was going through the files on how people are getting here and about half are coming through the two listings I have elsewhere and half are coming through from word searches. And what is the most searched for word?

Partygirls.

I think I'm disapointing those who come here as I don't see much sign that anyone comes back after the first time. I suppose that I should have expected most of the searches to be porn ones. It's what I do far too often when I'm online and you should see what Sabby has on her laptop!

But I'm being a hypocrite. Why else would I complain about it while sticking in all these naughty hotwords that might bring more porn-hunters here. Words such as bum, bottom, quim, todger and felch (you do NOT want to look up the definition of that last one if you don't already know what it means).

So far the job is going fine. No stress and no unpleasentness. All I need now is a good win on the lottery (which is unlikely as I don't even play it) and I'm set for life. Having a quiet night tonight as it's work tomorrow, but I plan to let rip tomorrow evening.